Stop picking on BP

I really don't see what all the fuss about BP is lately. Turn on the TV, radio, or telegraph these days, and it's all "Gulf Coast" this and "destruction of the ocean" that, and it's so easy for the public to sit in their suburban palaces and cast blame from the luxurious comfort of their beanbag chairs, isn't it? But maybe everyone should get off their sky-high horses for two seconds and realize BP has been on the front lines for more than 20 years fighting Australian cattle bloat.

Smug assholes. You try getting a cow to burp, you think it's so fuckin' easy. I think we all owe our benefactors at BP a hefty apology. Fruit baskets would not be out of line.